I rang my blind masseur Mr Stewart to arrange an appointment. He advised that he had moved and gave me an inspecific address (as people do here). Even with the aid of Google Maps, the place was nowhere to be found. Phoning for directions didn’t help …
Me: I’m at the technical college; is it near here?
Him: It’s on the main road, you’ll see a sign.
We didn’t even get close enough to asking him the colour of the building! That would have been counter-productive too I guess.