Winding the clock back ten years in ten minutes

13 June 2024

Taking ten years off my age

About 10 days short of six months, I stopped shaving just before going on my three-week trip to Saudi Arabia.  Today, I had planned to have the beard taken off at the Indian barber in KL Sentral / Brickfields where I was overnighting.

When I had a haircut there, the price for a wet cut-throat shave was around MYR10, compared to possibly around NZD50 in Auckland.  That’s about 7% of the price!  That’s why I had planned on having it done here!

I turned up at the nearby barber at 0930 and in the space of 10 mins, I had ten years taken off my age!  I don’t need that facelift that I could have had in Seoul tomorrow (only kidding).

From here, I went to Tun Razak Exchange (TRX) for lunch.  While I craved for noodles, it seemed wrong to not have Malay/Indonesian food before I leave for Korea tonight.

Blind-man massage 

Once my food had settled, I went for a blind-man massage.  There are many outlets in the hotel area and I decided to try the one next to the one I went to six months ago.

Most of the blind massage centres are pretty basic with sheets and pillow cases that look a bit questionable. They are staffed by a mix of Malaysian ethnicities.

Today’s one looked a notch higher in terms of the shop fit-out and the bedding.  It seemed to be more predominantly Malay also.

I asked for a pressure point massage with no oil.  But when he started using oil, I didn’t stop him because he was doing such an awesome job.

When paying, I noticed that the pricelist has a “Special Treatment” for man.  Curious, I asked what that was.  The masseur non-chalantly said it was “urut batin”.

Literally, it is a spiritual massage, but it is meant to promote a man’s sexual health.  Some say, it works on various parts of the body that influence a man’s virility.  Others say it is just a front for a happy ending.  Perhaps the truth lies in between but it’s not something I’ll find out today.

Booking tickets

AirAsia started a sale few days ago.  I didn’t find anything that fit in with any of my various possibilities.

However, while resting, something prompted me to look again.  I found a good deal from Kuching to Kuala Lumpur, and then another one from Kuala Lumpur to Maldives.  Both were better than staff standby prices that I can get on Malaysia Airlines.

I had hoped to go to Maldives with a friend Boo but was too afraid to commit and that’s the beauty of having staff standby.  But when confirmed tickets are cheaper, I couldn’t help myself but book them.

With about NZD150 tied up on those two flights (including double cabin bag as an add-on), I think I’m truly committed to Maldives in November.

Leaving for Seoul

I checked out of my room at 1800, despite having paid for the night.  I had managed to get a NZD21 rate so, it hadn’t exactly broken the bank by doing that.

Buying the ticket for the airport bus, I was asked for my Malaysian identity card.  Strange, is there a differential pricing for Malaysians vs foreigners?  Then the man said “Oh no, you don’t get senior rate yet”.  I was quite upset that he had thought I was a senior on the day I just removed my beard!

The ride to the airport Terminal 2 took about 1h10.  It was a long hike from the kerb to the check-in desk where I confirmed that no document checks were required for the Seoul flight.

I grabbed dinner at the lounge, after which I did more thinking around how I would structure my travels before getting to Kuching, Kuala Lumpur and Maldives.

The AirAsia flight to Seoul departed about 10 mins before the 2250 scheduled time.  I had the aisle seat in a block of three, shared with a mum and infant and her pre-schooler.

Both kids were very well-behaved.  I was hesitant about knocking myself out with 2 sleeping pills and made do with only one.  I dozed lightly and was uninterrupted by them in terms of noise or needing to go to the loo.

I could hear the crew doing two (saleable) meal services during the short 6h30 flight through the night.

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